By Tsukime P. Heap
From Kouri’s Author: This was supposed to be posted AGES ago. Somebody’s been slacking *glares pointedly at Kizashi* So anyway, I (we) hope you enjoy this story.
From Kizashi’s author: Not my fault. Before you read, I advise you to first read “How I met Zash! ^_^” by Tsukime P. Heap, “Bizarre Beginning” by yours truly, and “Cafeteria” by Shinju Oe. This story is in RP format. Hope you like it. Tsukime helped… sort of…
______
Setting: Kizashi and Kouri stepped out of the headmaster’s office and were walking down the hallway.
Kouri: “The Kouri likes the Headmaster! The Headmaster Wood is so kind to the Kouri.”
Kizashi: *looks disgusted*
“That old geezer does nothing but nag.”
Kouri: *smiles and looks at Kizashi*
“The Headmaster is good!”
Kizashi: *sighs*
“He’s not that good.”
*touches his cheek*
Kouri: *ignored Kizashi and continued her rambling*
“The Headmaster Wood was really so kind to the Kouri! The Headmaster let the Kouri choose her rooms!”
Kizashi: *thinks deeply*
“You don’t have to. You’ll share a room with me.”
Kouri: *blinks in surprise*
“You will do that for the Kouri?
Kizashi: “No problem.”
Kouri: *very happy because, for the very first time in her life, someone wanted to share his room with her, despite the fact that the situation might be viewed differently by other people. She doesn’t even know that sharing a room with a guy is one of the best way to be labeled as a “slut”. Anyway, she followed Kizashi to a building named “Boys Dormitory”*
“Weird name.”
Kizashi: *suddenly stops and turns around*
“I’m hungry. I need to eat.”
*heads quickly to the cafeteria*
Kouri: *cocks her head to one side like a cute puppy, shrugs and follows Kizashi’s change of direction*
Kizashi: *reaches the cafeteria and sees a half-naked and wet Xenon surrounded by women, some who are covered with blood from their nosebleeds. He stops before Xenon*
Kouri: *stared at the half-naked guy silently for a few minutes, then she opened her mouth*
“You must be cold.”
*the temperature was steadily dropping the moment she arrived*
Xenon: *confused*
“Huh?”
Kizashi: *points a finger at Xenon*
“No matter how naked you are, no matter how hot you look, how wet you are, sorry… I do not do guys.”
*turns around and walks away to buy some food*
Kouri: *looks thoughtful and runs after Kizashi*
“Zash, what does ‘do guys’ mean?”
Kizashi: *thinks deeply*
“Do not ask the unexplainable Kouri.”
Kouri: *pouts*
“B-but—“
Kizashi: *pats her head*
“In time, Kouri, but not now.”
Kouri: *thinks*
“OK!"
Kizashi: *walks back to the dormitory, reading a book while eating a sandwich. Needless to say, he’s not sharing it with Kouri*
Kouri: *follows Kizashi still wondering what “do guys” really mean*
Kizashi: *enters his room, just as the door of the room bedside his opened. He stepped outside again and mumbled*
“Kyre.”
Kouri: *stopped as she saw the vision wearing a fur-lined coat emerge from the next room. Her heart thudded inside her chest and the song “Enchanted Owl” played inside her head*
Kizashi: *turns chibi in the background, lies on the ground, hugging his knees, reading from a book being held by one hand while the fingers of his other hand were plugging his ears*
“I don’t like loud music.”
*Flowers begin to bloom around Kouri and Kyre*
“Weird day.”
*Flowers began to multiply faster and started to cover Kizashi’s form*
“I do not like crowds.”
*Kizashi is fully covered except for his face *
“Can’t breathe…”
Kouri: *eyes followed the figure until he rounded a corner and disappeared. Kouri sighed dreamily*
Kizashi: *music stops and everything went back to normal, he stood up*
“Finally, peace and quiet.”
Kouri: "Who… Who is he?"
Kizashi: “Kyre Zafirlust van Tempest”
Kouri: “Kyre?”
*starry eyed*
Kizashi: “Yes… Kyre.”
*lets out a sigh*
Kouri: *walks towards Kyre’s door*
“The Kouri has the sudden need to see the Kyre’s room.”
Kizashi: *pulls Kouri away from Kyre’s door*
“Do not enter other people’s room without permission.”
Kouri: *pouts but follows Kizashi into his room without comment*
Kizashi: *takes some newspapers and flattens them on one corner of the room, then he took a bowl and placed it beside the newspapers*
“You sleep here.”
Kouri: *shocked and somewhat disappointed*
“What?”
Kizashi: *points at the makeshift bed*
“You… sleep… here…”
Kouri: *looks about to cry and accidentally pushes the speaker button, which happened to be connected to headmaster’s office, beside the phone as she struggled to control her emotions. Failing, she started yelling*
"HEADMASTER!!!"
Kizashi: *looks troubled*
“Here we go again.”
Kouri: *the phone suddenly rang and Kouri started crying, well, screeching, loudly*
Kizashi: *yanks the phone off its hook and spoke*
“Old geezer, send me another bed. The girl just won’t stop until she have one.”
Kouri: *keeps yelling*
Kizashi: *covers his exposed ear and speaks loudly to the phone*
“Quickly, old geezer! I may not care much but my ears kinda hurt.”
Kouri: *kept shouting until the bed arrived which was, by complete accident, placed on the common wall of Kizashi and Kyre’s room. She then stopped crying almost immediately.*
Kizashi: *looks completely stoic but his ears may have bled already*
“Finally, peace and quiet.”
Kouri: *happily jumped on the bed and proceeded to poke the wall (stab the wall) with a pair of scissors*
Kizashi: *looked a Kouri*
“Be sure to keep that hole sealed when you go out of the room because I seriously do not do guys.”
Kouri: *smiles happily*
“Hai!”
*lay on the bed, the hole was eye level when she turned to the side facing it*
“Kyre…”
Kizashi: *Iris began to change color form black to purple and the sclera, from white to black. He smiled mischievously as he approaches the door. His eyes gleamed with malice as he closed it while speaking*
“This is going to be fun.”
_______
From Kouri’s author: I “sort of” helped? I’m now prone to having carpal tunnel syndrome from typing. Amf. Anyway, Thanks for reading. Till next time. This is Kimi saying, “Please, do not share a room with a guy not related to you.”
Posts
0 comments:
Post a Comment